This site might contain, at some time or another, material which, though with a tasteful Laura Ashley-like pattern and pastel colours, is almost certainly likely to piss someone off. If you get an inkling (and lucky you if you do; been a while for me) that that person might be you I cannot suggest strongly enough that you turn tail and head on back to the safety of Google and don't put "plump" in the little searchy box.

For the rest of you: Welcome.

It really has been quite a strange month for Colin and Farmer but I shall let them tell you all about it. Also there is someone I met in an adult chat room who'd like to say hello. Her name's Sharon and she really, really likes the Bay City Rollers. She has her own button too.

So get pressing those buttons but, remember, keep away from the crimson button.

If you'd like to get in touch or offer something for inclusion, please contact me at plump.uk@ntlworld.com

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